Officials have tonight warned that the city is on the brink of facing another period in lockdown. Residents are facing the prospect of following Leicester back into isolation as health officials report a worrying increase in cases of the clap. Scientists and data modellers believe that easing of lockdown measures have contributed a sharp rise…
A prominent Brighton drug dealer has today delivered a stark warning of the implications to his business, and it’s customers, should the UK leave the European Union without a deal on March 29th. The dealer, who asked to remain anonymous, has been supplying Brightonian’s with their narcotic needs for the last 20 years but now…
The public are being warned of the dangers saying, ‘Yea, fuck it, it’s Christmas’ to more or less anything this festive season, after a Brighton man was left in a terrible pickle following 72 hours or using the phrase. Jeremy Dugmore was hospitalised after stopping giving two shits about his own personal and financial well-being…
As many as 10,000 turkeys are set to march along Brighton seafront tomorrow in a last-ditch attempt to put a stop to this year’s Christmas. The protest comes two years after 52% of turkeys voted for Christmas despite it resulting in their death and subsequent consumption. Since the vote it has been claimed that…
• First Sussex visit marred by angry scenes outside RFC in Brighton • Furious Markle held back by pals • Police called to diffuse scuffle The Duke and Duchess of Sussex made their first visit to county that features in their title yesterday, but an incident late into last night has seemingly soured the…
A tense situation is currently underway in Brighton tonight after an ‘old friend from home’ continued his 12 week streak of posting inaccurate, sexist, racist, homophonic or just down right moronic memes on social media. Despite trying his hardest to ignore the drivel, Martin Hicks is now finally thinking of cutting ties with Robbie Blaney,…
Fears are increasing for a Brighton Marathon runner who is still on the course after he unwittingly fell down one of Sussex’s now notorious giant potholes. Roy Green, from East Grinstead, has been treading water in the hole for the last 29 hours, with rescue crews still trying to devise the safest way to get…
A local wannabe hard man and all round ‘Billy Big Bollocks’, who only wears shorts come rain or shine, insisted yesterday that he still wasn’t cold despite temperatures plunging to a ball shrinking minus seven. Jack Hoy, 46, has worn shorts everyday for as long as he can remember for no other reason than…
With Brighton currently in the grips of a mini ice age, we take a look at your best pictures of today’s winter wonderland. Do you have a great picture of this morning’s snow? Send them to Brighton.bulletin@outlook.com or post them on our Facebook comments.
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