Local Short Wearing Nob Head Still Claiming he is Not Cold

  A local wannabe hard man and all round ‘Billy Big Bollocks’, who only wears shorts come rain or shine, insisted yesterday that he still wasn’t cold despite temperatures plunging to a ball shrinking minus seven. Jack Hoy, 46, has worn shorts everyday for as long as he can remember for no other reason than…

SPRING HEATWAVE: Locals Make Use of Victorian Law Making it Socially Acceptable to Get Off Your Swede Down the Seafront at 11am as Long as The Sun is Shining

Some early Spring sunshine has seen hoards of Brightonians take advantage of an old law which states it is completely acceptable to get sloshed in Brighton’s public spaces at whatever time their heart desires. The law, which dates back to the time of Queen Victoria, means that individuals do not have to feel guilty about…