The new leader of the free world has confirmed that he will speak exclusively to The Brighton Bulletin next week as he looks to distance himself from other media outlets who are constantly churning out ‘fake news’.
President Trump confirmed the news in a statement released this afternoon.
‘After weeks of having to deal with fake news outlets reporting un truths such about me being a fat racist with a small willy and a measley handshake I have had enough. From now on I will only be speaking to The Brighton Bulletin. Unlike the BBC or The New York Times they only report the truth, the news that really matters, insightful journalism like when that man found a heap of glitter in his arse. That is real news not this rubbish about human rights, global warming or world poverty.’
The exclusive interview is scheduled for some time next week as Mr Trump is currently extremely busy making shit up.
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