Local Bellend Whose Third Cousin is a Quarter Irish Looks Forward to a Weekend of Getting Back To His Roots by Drinking Copious Amounts of Guinness Whilst Wearing a Stupid Hat

A Brighton man is preparing for a weekend on the black stuff after a painstaking week long search on anncestary.com revealed he is more or less full on Irish. John Thompson of London Road, is gearing up for a monumental St Patrick’s Day Weekend. The 34 year old, who had previously told his girlfriend he…