Southern Rail Set to Step up Cancellation Game in Desperate Bid to Stay Sh*tter Than Ryanair

Southern Rail bosses have ordered staff to get their act together and start cancelling more trains as Ryanair edges closer to claiming their ‘King of the cancellations’ top spot. Leaked documents obtained by the Brighton Bulletin, show senior management are nervously monitoring the Ryanair situation. Emails pleading with staff to ‘show some god damn desire’…

Forget Driver Only Trains Southern Now in Talks With Fat Controller About Acquiring Fleet of Train Only Trains

Just when you thought the current Southern Rail dispute couldn’t get any worse, The Brighton Bulletin can exclusively reveal leaked documents have shown Southern Rails chiefs are in advanced talks with the Fat Controller about purchasing a fleet of ‘train only’ trains. Southern Rail are digging their heels in over the introduction of ‘driver only’…