Hipster Couple Arrested After Two Month Old Baby Spotted With Full Sleeve Tattoo

A married couple from Brighton are currently in police custody after several members of the public reported seeing their young baby with a full sleeve tattoo and an ear lobe stretcher. Sussex Police reacted swiftly after they received several different complaints from horrified passers by who noticed the child and his parents in a London…

STAG DO AND HIPSTERS CLASH IN UGLY WEST STREET SCENES

A group of hipsters and a stag party have been involved in a  nine man brawl described by onlookers as ‘like a shit Royal Rumble’ in central Brighton. The drama unfolded at about 9pm at the junction of West Street and South Street as Hipster Finley McIntosh explains, ‘We had just been to a new pop up craft…