God Gets Halfway Through Ending The World Before Remembering He Only Had Ten Minutes Left On His Hanover Parking

Brighton came within minutes of destruction yesterday only to be inadvertently saved, just in the nick of time, by The City’s new parking regulations. A source close to the big fella has revealed that after his third PPI call of the day the Lord Almighty lost his rag and decided to end it all. He…

‘COKED UP’ SEAGULLS KEEP HANOVER STREET AWAKE FOR 3 DAYS SOLID

A group of 6 charged up seagulls who stumbled across a discarded bag of cocaine and subsequently ate it, have kept residents of a Brighton street up with 72 hours of constant squawking.   Linda Bennett of Whichelo Place was returning home from a trip to the shops on Sunday evening when she first noticed the commotion. ‘I was just coming up…