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Local Drug Dealer Warns of Price Rises and Job Cuts in The Event of a No Deal Brexit

A prominent Brighton drug dealer has today delivered a stark warning of the implications to his business, and it’s customers, should the UK leave the European Union without a deal on March 29th. The dealer, who asked to remain anonymous, has been supplying Brightonian’s with their narcotic needs for the last 20 years but now…

January 14, 2019 in News, Politics, Uncategorized.

Thousands of Turkeys to March on Brighton Demanding a Second Christmas Referendum

As many as 10,000 turkeys are set to march along Brighton seafront tomorrow in a last-ditch attempt to put a stop to this year’s Christmas.   The protest comes two years after 52% of turkeys voted for Christmas despite it resulting in their death and subsequent consumption.  Since the vote it has been claimed that…

November 22, 2018 in Politics, Uncategorized.

Old School Friend One More Nonsensical Racist Meme Away from Full Social Media Removal

A tense situation is currently underway in Brighton tonight after an ‘old friend from home’ continued his 12 week streak of posting inaccurate, sexist, racist, homophonic or just down right moronic memes on social media. Despite trying his hardest to ignore the drivel, Martin Hicks is now finally thinking of cutting ties with Robbie Blaney,…

May 20, 2018 in News.

Local Man Looks Forward to at Least Another Year of Posting Inaccurate Brexit Memes After Probable Article 50 Delay

Most Brexiters were left dejected today following the High Court decision to invoke a parliamentary debate and subsequent vote on triggering article 50, however Dave Whealan of Shoreham by Sea was delighted as it meant he would have at least another 12 months of peddling blatantly made up immigration memes across his Facebook. Mr Whealan, has…

November 3, 2016 in News.

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